September 28, 2009

Linkin’ like Abraham

Here are some quick links to explore while we whip up a more substantial post. Their contradictory nature is part of the reason that opinions on ethanol are so sharply divided and steeped in misinformation.
Ethanol blamed for hobbling Baltimore police car fleet

Baltimore Sun - Ethanol supplier responds to accusations

Oh, but wait - it gets better.
Carmakers fight higher gas/ethanol blend

But wait! Carmakers really LOVE ethanol and it’s all a ploy to waste tax money!

Luckily, there is some good news on the horizon:

Poet gets funding increase for cellulosic ethanol plant

So there ya go! Happy reading, and we’ll have something with more meat (or soy) to it later on this week!

September 23, 2009

Political cartoons still suck

We’re still working on that list of ways to break ethanol into the marketplace, but we stumbled across some more political cartoons that we felt like sharing because, well, they’re retarded. By which we mean, they’ve been taken over by petty conservatives whose grasp of the issues is about as cartoonish as their output. For example:

click this creepy visual for an article about Obama's actual stance on biofuel

This lovely caricature connects Obama to the corn lobby with a visual that will give us nightmares for months. Disregarding how much more powerful the oil lobbies are for a second, it’s telling that no one bothered to connect John McCain to the Brazilian sugarcane ethanol he obviously preferred to domestic ethanol production. Of course, the only obvious way to make a cartoon out of that would be to put him in one of these, which would probably kill anyone who so much as glanced at it.

For more rage-inducing fun with political cartoons and the reactionary dipshits who make them, parse through this list. By the time you’re done, we should be back on track.

September 14, 2009

The sun also rises on cellulose

Filed under: Ethanol News, Government Resources, The Haters, Alt. Energy — mrh @ 1:05 am

robert rapier can suck itAll righty, back to ethanol! And just in time, too, because it’s becoming more and more apparent that the sun is rising on cellulosic ethanol production.

First of all, there are a lot of processing plants being built and put to use; “Several companies…announced in June at the International Fuel Ethanol Workshop and Expo…that they have already produced cellulosic ethanol from demonstration plants or will do so within the year,” and as if that wasn’t good enough news, “they are producing between 70 gallons and 85 gallons of biofuels.”

This rush of productivity mirrors the optimism found in a study released by the U.S. Department of Energy’s Sandia National Laboratory (and sponsored by General Motors, of all people), who “found that large volumes of cellulosic biofuels could be produced from already identified biomass sources and resources without displacing crop production.” The study also made a longterm projection that cellulosic biofuels could compete with oil by 2030, a speculation based on future oil prices and accelerated development of feedstocks.

We don’t think we need to explain how awesome this news is for ethanol supporters, especially in the face of the smug naysaying we’ve had to put up with over the years. The big question is, of course, how cellulosic biofuels will be introduced to the marketplace if predictions come true and widespread production happens by 2011, but as it becomes more apparent that there is room for them in said marketplace, the laws of supply and demand will take their course. Hell, this might be fodder for another one of our lists…

September 5, 2009

They Might Be Giants go electric

not to brag, but we have made out to Wow, sorry to be gone so long! We were celebrating a couple of birthdays over here and were, uh, distracted from biofuels ever so briefly. And, honestly, that’s still the case somewhat. But! They Might Be Giants have a track from their upcoming album (titled Hooray For Science) called “Electric Car.” Apparently the band is quite taken by electric cars; according to their manager, they feel that “the electric car is more efficient in terms of the total spend and has a long history that dates back to the turn of the century.” However, no one in the TMBG camp has ruled out biofuels, as they don’t know which alt. fuel technology will win out. A healthy attitude if ever we’ve heard one!

To watch the cool video for “Electric Car,” click the Corn Car logo! We’ll be back later on with a more substantive update, and hopefully we won’t still be wearing party hats. Or these.